So... it's my birthday, and once again I've put a ton of hours into making something for you to love. (See how you can thank me at the bottom of this post.)
Earlier in the year I met a girl from the internet. She was hyper conservative and uncomfortable around black people.
She forgot that she gave me her blog address, and consequently had no idea I was reading the shit she was posting about me.
Had her blogs been better written - (far) more accurate - accounts of what happened, the posts probably would not have been that interesting.
Fortunately, shitty people exist!
So, I have made dramatic readings of her posts.
Dramatic Reading of a Dating Blog Vol. 1
Dramatic Reading of a Dating Blog Vol. 2
Dramatic Reading of a Dating Blog Vol. 3
This girl seems to be pretty optimistic that one day her blog will turn into a best selling paper back. My fantasy is that some network intern will find these videos and fly me out as a surprise guest on some morning-show where we'll give a tandem interview, promoting her book. Then later that night, in a hotel near 30Rock, she and I will bury the hatchet over cocktails in the lounge. And, if RomCom's have taught me anything, it's that we'll end up in her room, where I will make love to her... Begrudgingly!
So! For my bday, please pick a side and leave a comment on her blog.
Reposting this would be the shit too.